The most lame PJ ever.....

This is the most lame PJ i ever came across....It'll surely make you think - "Was it a Joke??"

Question : You are in a boat in the middle of a river. You have 2 Cigarettes and have to light any one cigarette. You don't have anything else with you in the boat? How will you do it?

Answer :

• Take one cigarette and throw it into the water. So the boat will become "lighter". Using this "lighter" you can light the other Cigarette.
  
• You throw a cigarette up and catch it. Catches win Matches. Using the matches that you win, you can light the cigarette.
  If that was not enough, one more deadly answer...
  
• Take water in your hand and drop it drop by drop ("Tip-Tip") "Tip Tip barsa Pani, Pani ne aag lagayee (an old hindi song)" And us aag se humne cigarette jalayee.
  Last, but not the least, one more answer...
  
• Start praising one cigarette. The other will get jealous & "jalney lagega" !

So, what's your take on that ??