The most lame PJ ever.....

This is the most lame PJ i ever came across....It'll surely make you think - "Was it a Joke??"

Question : You are in a boat in the middle of a river. You have 2 Cigarettes and have to light any one cigarette. You don't have anything else with you in the boat? How will you do it?

Answer :

• Take one cigarette and throw it into the water. So the boat will become "lighter". Using this "lighter" you can light the other Cigarette.
  
• You throw a cigarette up and catch it. Catches win Matches. Using the matches that you win, you can light the cigarette.
  If that was not enough, one more deadly answer...
  
• Take water in your hand and drop it drop by drop ("Tip-Tip") "Tip Tip barsa Pani, Pani ne aag lagayee (an old hindi song)" And us aag se humne cigarette jalayee.
  Last, but not the least, one more answer...
  
• Start praising one cigarette. The other will get jealous & "jalney lagega" !

So, what's your take on that ??

Schumi.....

Though late, but considering my laziness, it's quite fine that this post is finally published!!

Well, I can't understand where should I start from. "Michael Schumacher" and "Formula 1" - The two terms were enough to drive me crazy since I was a little kid - strange, yet true! The race would be interesting for me only if Schumi won, else the race would be a boring one. That was my perception as a kiddo!

Seven-time Formula 1 World Champion Michael Schumacher's 90th victory was at the Italian Grand Prix on 10 september 2006. After winning, Schumi himself announced that he was going to retire from racing at the end of this season. He also mentioned that he will continue on with Ferrari in some capacity next year, although his position was not specified. He said that he is planning to use the remaining 3 races for capturing his 8th championship.

Schumi's F1 debut was at the 1991 Belgian Grand Prix. So, after almost 15 years of his enthralling and endearing performances, who wouldn't miss him? He will be remembered for perhaps being the best, and possibly the most committed driver ever to grace this sport. His legacy will be that of a driver who stretched the rules to their limit and sometimes beyond in his quest for success. The records Schumi has set will probably never be broken!!

At last, all I can say is....

"Schumi.....I'll miss you!!"

My first post...

This is my first post !! Yipeee!!

I had been thinking of creating a blog since ages. I am not sure if this will work out well but, finally, I MADE IT !

Well, I'd love to thank my cousin Art (nickname) for her suggestions for the URL...hehe...I know she's always there to help me out!!
A bit of publicity for her : -
"Check out her blog abouttimenow. It's really good. ;-) "

Now, about ME??
I'm a student. I love people mainly because I'm bored of being the only child at home. I'm a complete chatter-box(recent change). I can talk for hours. I wanna learn how to play the guitar and the drums too.
Some of my interests include :-
>> Hanging out & exploring NEW places
>> Checking out new GADGETS & GIZMOS
>> Listening to MUSIC
>> Playing all kinds of SPORTS
>> CHATting with my friends n cousins
>> Watching MOVIES
>> Eating lots of FOOD n SWEETS
>> And JUST LAZING AROUND!!!!

Umm...I think that's enough for my first post.
Rest later...
-MJ