Ways to tell if he's an idiot....

Well, I got this as an old file in my computer.
Anyway, here are some ways to tell if he's an idiot ....

• He spends twenty minutes looking at an orange juice box because it said, "concentrate".
• He puts lipstick on the forehead because he wanted to makeup his mind.
• He gets stabbed in a shoot-out.
• He sends a fax with a stamp on it.
• He tries to drown a fish.
• He trips over a cordless phone.
• He takes a ruler to bed to see how long he slept.
• At the bottom of the application where it says "Sign Here", he puts "Sagittarius".
• He invents a solar powered flashlight.
• He heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, so he moves.
• He misses the No. 14 Bus, and takes the 7 twice instead.
• He takes you to the airport and saw a sign that said, "Airport left", and he turned around and went home.
• He got locked in a furniture shop but sleeps on the floor.