A mail about men....huh!
As usual, got a mail. Thought of converting it into a post. These are seriously lame ones. Read at your own risk. :-P
- Q: Why do men always have a stupid look on their faces?
A: Because they are stupid... - Q: What do men have in common with ceramic tiles?
A: Fix them properly once and you can walk all over them for ever. - Q: If you drop a man and a brick out of a plane, which one would hit the ground first?
A: Who cares???? - Q: What did God say after he created men?
A: "I can do better than this!" And then he created women! - Q: What's the difference between an intelligent man and UFO ?
A: I don't know, I've never seen either. - Q: What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business?
A: i) no mind ii) no business - Q: Why did Moses wander in the desert for 40 years?
A: Because even back then men wouldn't ask for directions. - Q: What is the difference between men and pigs?
A: Pigs don't turn into men when they drink... - Q: What is gross* stupidity?
A: 144 men in a single room
(One gross = 12 dozen) * - Q: What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
A: The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving. - Q: What do you do with a man who thinks he's God's gift? A:Exchange him!!!!!!!
- Q: Why do men like smart women?
A: Opposites attract
posted by Cloudy Musings @ 6:13:00 AM
7 Comments:
seen before nevertheless enjoyed it again. like the 1st one esp
Liked the Gross stupidity one. Made me smile, the others .. well, first thing that the mind thinks of is 'what is the female equivalent of these jokes'
Heh...
I guess this just adds more fuel to the fire that Irvine Welsh started. He has this theory that by the year 3000 the lines between men and women won't exist any more and everyone will just be massively asexual, and men will fancy men, women will fancy women, men will fancy women and women will fancy men and it'll just be pretty much like it is now but everyone will be wearing silver jumpsuits and just doin' what they've been doing for the past few thousand years.
Great blogging :)
Peej
ashish - I think the female equivalents need to be created. Srry, I don't have them. :-( hehe
And...thanks peej!
q: why is meghna a big poopyhead?
a: because she just is.
:-) nice one but I don't agree with men not being smart.. I think they are smart but they lack common sense & social skills;-)
hey megz.girl u hit the ryt spot u knw!!men seriously can b freaks at times bt still can b understanding at other times!!!! one bout dog chasin d cars really got me...keep up the gud stuff...............
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